Outside: Stay Positive And Remember. When Life Hands You A Lemon...
Inside: Divorce Him
Outside: Picture Only
Inside: Your New Baby Is Just A Little Doll! Congratulations
Inside: New Parents? Congratulations
Inside: Happy Anniversary! Glad You've Made It This Far.
Outside: I Told You I Wanted A Puppy - Not A Baby!
Inside: Congratulations On Your New Addition!
Outside: I Have Nowhere To Go! I Have Nothing To Do! Me Neither. Ditto.
Inside: The Picture Of Retirement
Outside: Chicken Soup Is Good For What Ails You!
Inside: Would You Like That With Or Without Feathers? Get Better Soon
Outside: A Toast Has Been Proposed In Your Honor
Inside: Hair's To Ya!
Outside: What Do We Do With Her? Maybe We Can Trade Her For A Baseball Glove!
Inside: Boys Will Be Boys And Little Girls Will Always Be Special! Congratulations
Outside: This Is So Cool - So Much Better Than Having A Big Sister!
Inside: Congratulations!
Outside: I Have A Secret Pal-But It's Really Not A Secret
Inside: I Know Who She Is!
Outside: Mother Always Said That A Handshake Is Better Than A Kiss! Bull Hockey!
Outside: You're Riding High In The Saddle
Inside: 'Cuz You're The Top Dog Today!
Outside: Hold On-Don't Say Another Word Till I Say Something!
Inside: I'm Really Sorry And I Hope You'll Forgive Me!