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70107
Birthday
Haffy Birfday
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70119
Birthday
Bouncing Boobs
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70122
General
Adopt My Children
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70224
General
Middle Age Spread
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Cover:  No Text
Inside: Haffy Birfday



Cover: Don't Worry
About Your Age!
Inside: Worry About Your Boobs Bouncing
Off Your Thighs!
Cover: I Need A Rest!
I Need A Vacation!
Inside: I Need Someone
To Adopt My Children

Cover: No Text
Inside: Isn't That Middle
Age Spread A Bitch!
 
       
 
 
 
 
70321
General
Bubble Butt
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70404
Birthday
Poor Thing
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70417
General
Cook Out
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70424
Birthday
Age Old Age
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Cover: No Matter How Much I Diet, No Matter How Much I Exercise-
Inside: I Can Never Get Rid Of My Bubble Butt!
Cover: Oh You Poor Thing…
Inside: You Just Aren't Aging Very Gracefully, Are You?
Cover: No Text
Inside: The Woman In Your Neighborhood Just Love It When You Cook Out!
 
Cover: Why Does That Person Look Like That?
Age, Old Age.
Inside: Happy Birthday!
 
         
 

       

70504
General
Patiently Waiting
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70531
Wedding
Marriage/Hoot
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70624
Birthday
We're Tired
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70709
Birthday
Gee, I'm Excited
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Cover: Patiently Waiting
Inside: Please Write
Cover: No Text
Inside: Marriage-What
A Hoot!
Cover: Happy Birthday
To You.
Happy Birthday To You.
Inside: That's All - We're Tired.
   
Cover: No Text
Inside: Gee, I'm Excited About Your Birthday.
 
       
 
   
 
70808
Birthday
Birthday Cake
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70816
Birthday
Scotch/Water
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70904
Get Well
Heart is Heavy
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70919
Birthday
Is That You?
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Cover: No Text
Inside: Okay - So I'm No Martha Stewart!
Cover: Happy Birthday In Honor Of Your Special Day, We Are Here To Serve You Warm Milk And Cookies!!
Inside: Oops, Sorry - Wrong House! The Scotch And Water Cart Will Be Along Shortly!!
Cover: Please Don't
Be Sick….
Inside: Cause My Heart Is Heavy When You're Sick!
   
Cover: Is That Really You Standing Next To That Birthday Cake?
Inside: My God, I Thought You'd Be Dead By Now!
 
       
 
     

 
71006
Birthday
Wrinkle
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71025
Birthday
I'm Shocked
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71123
Anniversary
Love Him/Her
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71209
General
Hey Big Boy
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Cover: We're Waiting...
So Go Ahead…
Inside: Wrinkle!
Cover: I'm Shocked!
Inside: I had No Idea
That You Were Younger
Than Me!
Cover: I Love Her.
I Love Him.
Inside: You Guys Have
Been Married
A Really Long Time,
Haven't You?
     
Cover: Hey Big Boy…
Inside: Wanna Play A Round?
 
       
 

       
 
98022
Birthday
Are You Deaf
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98027
Get Well
Praying For You
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71107
Birthday
Makeup/Mask
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98049
General
You Don't Cook
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Cover: I Can't Tell You
How Excited I Am
About Your Birthday.
Inside: Are You Deaf?
I Just Said I
Can't Tell You!
Cover: I’m Praying
For You!
Inside: I Hope It Helps!
Cover: Let Me Give
You A Little Beauty
Tip As You Celebrate Another Birthday
Inside: Wear Makeup, Wear A Mask, Or Stay The Hell Inside!!
 
Cover: It's Okay That You Don't Cook!
Inside: Nobody Likes What You Fix Anyway!
 

 

         
 
 
       
 
98051
Birthday
Comp. Clean
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98098
General
Live Long
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98613
General
Grandchildren
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98638
General
Neat Pig
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Cover: In Honor Of Your Birthday, Your Dentist Has Agreed To Give You A Complimentary Cleaning!
Inside: Just Mail Him Your Teeth-He'll Soak Them Overnight-And Mail Them Back!
Cover: You Only Live Once
Inside: So Live Long!
Cover: It Just Doesn't
Make Sense-Our Grandchildren Are
Such Perfect
Little Angels…
Inside: And Their Parents Were Such Little Turds!
       
Cover: Look At This Neat Pig That I Got For My Husband!
Inside: Pretty Good Trade, Eh?
 
                 
       
 
 

 
 
98033
General
Good Grief Roy
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70623
Birthday
Cemetery
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70722
Birthday
Biggest Attraction
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Cover: I Can't Seem To Find
Your Name Anywhere
Inside: So You Must Be
Alive-But Gee You
Must Be Old!
 
Cover: Happy Birthday!
Inside: At Your Age - You're
The Biggest Attraction In Town!
 
Cover: Good Grief, Roy, Do You Have To Fart All The Time?
Inside: What's The Deal? Did God Just Have One Mold When He Made The Guys?