Attic Salt Greetings Cards
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General
Over 40 Designs Available!
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09901 Keep Your Sunny Side Up!
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Inside: Keep Your Sunny Side Up!

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Let's Eat! How About A Nap?
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08007 Snowbirds

Outside: Let's Eat! How About A Nap? Lets Go Fishing Or A Nice Ride! How About A Game Of Cards?

Inside: Snowbirds Tackle So Many Tough Decisions Every Day!

 

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07210 Many Thanks

Outside: Picture Only

Inside: Many Thanks!

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07432 Power To The Elderly

Outside: Power To The Elderly!

Inside: That Would Be You!

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07543 Re-Tire

Outside: When Your Tread's Worn Thin & Your Traction's Worn Slick

Inside: It's Time To Retire! Enjoy!

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07765 Flying Fart

Outside: How'd She Do That? How'd She Get That Fart To Fly?

Inside: Speaking Of Farts--How The Hell Are You?

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07876 Anti-Aging Cream

Outside: With A Sagging Butt--Drooping Boobs--And Underarms That Wave Good-Bye Before I Do--

Inside: Do You Really Think That I Give A Rip About A New And Improved Anti-Aging Cream?

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70122 Adopt My Children

Outside: I Need A Rest. I Need A Vacation

Inside: I Need Someone To Adopt My Children

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70224 Middle Age Spread

Outside: Picture Only

Inside: Isn't That Middle Age Spread A Bitch!

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70321 Bubble Butt

Outside: No Matter How Much I Diet - No Matter How Much I Exercise-

Inside: I Can Never Get Rid Of My Bubble Butt!

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70417 Cook Out

Outside: Picture Only

Inside: The Woman In Your Neighborhood Just Love It When You Cook Out!

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70504 Patiently Waiting

Outside: Patiently Waiting

Inside: Please Write

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70711 Friend/Hairstylist

Outside: To My Friend And Hairstylist

Inside: Where The Hell Did You Go To School?

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71209 Hey Big Boy

Outside: Hey Big Boy…

Inside: Wanna Play A Round?

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98033 Good Grief Roy

Outside: Good Grief, Roy, Do You Have To Fart All The Time?

Inside: What's The Deal? Did God Just Have One Mold When He Made The Guys?

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98049 You Don't Cook

Outside: It's Okay That You Don't Cook!

Inside: Nobody Likes What You Fix Anyway!

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98098 Live Long

Outside: You Only Live Once

Inside: So Live Long!

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98613 Grandchildren

Outside: It Just Doesn't Make Sense-Our Grandchildren Are Such Perfect Little Angels…

Inside: And Their Parents Were Such Little Turds!

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98638 Neat Pig

Outside: Look At This Neat Pig That I Got For My Husband!

Inside: Pretty Good Trade, Eh?

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99050 Yoo Hoo Friend

Outside: Yoo Hoo - Have You Been Hiding From Me Friend?

Inside: I've Been Missing You For A Long Time!!

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99712 Friend/Barber

Outside: To My Friend And Barber

Inside: Where The Hell Did You Go To School?

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00333 Our Husbands

Outside: Young Girls Today Have Everything We Had At Their Age - Looks, Poise, Personality, Charm…

Inside: …Our Husbands!

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00606 Back in Diapers

Outside: Picture Only

Inside: Don't Laugh…It Won't Be Long And You'll Be Back In Diapers Too!

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01054 Toot Your Own Horn

Outside: I Know You Don't Like To Toot Your Own Horn

Inside: But It's Your Potty And You Can Toot If You Want To!

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01129 Never Give Up

Outside: Picture Only

Inside: Never Give Up!

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01409 Hot Dog

Outside: Don't Be A Little Wienie

Inside: You're The Big Hot Dog Today!

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02214 Has Been

Outside: Don't Worry, Honey - You're Not A 'Has Been'…

Inside: …Till You Can't Remember Where You Has Been!

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03107 Exercise Videos

Outside: I Love Those Exercise Videos!

Inside: I Can Sit And Watch Them For Hours!

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03108 Easier Cleaning

Outside: Check With Your Dentist -

Inside: I Think There's An Easier Way To Clean Your Teeth!

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03109 Gossip

Outside: Gossip Makes Little People Smaller

Inside: My Place Or Yours, Little One?

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03111 If I Had a Hammer

Outside: If I Had A Hammer…

Inside: I Wouldn't Need A Husband!

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O4111 Furniture Disease

Outside: Many Older People Suffer From The Dreaded Furniture Disease

Inside: Their Chests Have Fallen Into Their Drawers!

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05214 Low Carb Diet

Outside: Dieting Just Doesn't Work For Me! I Tried That Low Carb Diet Once-

Inside: Worst Meal I Ever Had!

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05215 Let Hair Down

Outside: Regardless Of Where It Is -

Inside: Sometimes You Just Need To Let Your Hair Down!

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06104 God's Chosen Few

Outside: Bald Men Are God's Chosen Few!

Inside: He's Given Them A Face And Space For Another Face!

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06105 Good Days / Bad Days

Outside: I Have Good Days & Bad Days! Some Days I Can't Remember My Name.

Inside: Then Other Days I Can't Remember My Name!

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