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Inside: Keep Your Sunny Side Up!
Outside: Let's Eat! How About A Nap? Lets Go Fishing Or A Nice Ride! How About A Game Of Cards?
Inside: Snowbirds Tackle So Many Tough Decisions Every Day!
Outside: Picture Only
Inside: Many Thanks!
Outside: Power To The Elderly!
Inside: That Would Be You!
Outside: When Your Tread's Worn Thin & Your Traction's Worn Slick
Inside: It's Time To Retire! Enjoy!
Outside: How'd She Do That? How'd She Get That Fart To Fly?
Inside: Speaking Of Farts--How The Hell Are You?
Outside: With A Sagging Butt--Drooping Boobs--And Underarms That Wave Good-Bye Before I Do--
Inside: Do You Really Think That I Give A Rip About A New And Improved Anti-Aging Cream?
Outside: I Need A Rest. I Need A Vacation
Inside: I Need Someone To Adopt My Children
Inside: Isn't That Middle Age Spread A Bitch!
Outside: No Matter How Much I Diet - No Matter How Much I Exercise-
Inside: I Can Never Get Rid Of My Bubble Butt!
Inside: The Woman In Your Neighborhood Just Love It When You Cook Out!
Outside: Patiently Waiting
Inside: Please Write
Outside: To My Friend And Hairstylist
Inside: Where The Hell Did You Go To School?
Outside: Hey Big Boy…
Inside: Wanna Play A Round?
Outside: Good Grief, Roy, Do You Have To Fart All The Time?
Inside: What's The Deal? Did God Just Have One Mold When He Made The Guys?
Outside: It's Okay That You Don't Cook!
Inside: Nobody Likes What You Fix Anyway!
Outside: You Only Live Once
Inside: So Live Long!
Outside: It Just Doesn't Make Sense-Our Grandchildren Are Such Perfect Little Angels…
Inside: And Their Parents Were Such Little Turds!
Outside: Look At This Neat Pig That I Got For My Husband!
Inside: Pretty Good Trade, Eh?
Outside: Yoo Hoo - Have You Been Hiding From Me Friend?
Inside: I've Been Missing You For A Long Time!!
Outside: To My Friend And Barber
Outside: Young Girls Today Have Everything We Had At Their Age - Looks, Poise, Personality, Charm…
Inside: …Our Husbands!
Inside: Don't Laugh…It Won't Be Long And You'll Be Back In Diapers Too!
Outside: I Know You Don't Like To Toot Your Own Horn
Inside: But It's Your Potty And You Can Toot If You Want To!
Inside: Never Give Up!
Outside: Don't Be A Little Wienie
Inside: You're The Big Hot Dog Today!
Outside: Don't Worry, Honey - You're Not A 'Has Been'…
Inside: …Till You Can't Remember Where You Has Been!
Outside: I Love Those Exercise Videos!
Inside: I Can Sit And Watch Them For Hours!
Outside: Check With Your Dentist -
Inside: I Think There's An Easier Way To Clean Your Teeth!
Outside: Gossip Makes Little People Smaller
Inside: My Place Or Yours, Little One?
Outside: If I Had A Hammer…
Inside: I Wouldn't Need A Husband!
Outside: Many Older People Suffer From The Dreaded Furniture Disease
Inside: Their Chests Have Fallen Into Their Drawers!
Outside: Dieting Just Doesn't Work For Me! I Tried That Low Carb Diet Once-
Inside: Worst Meal I Ever Had!
Outside: Regardless Of Where It Is -
Inside: Sometimes You Just Need To Let Your Hair Down!
Outside: Bald Men Are God's Chosen Few!
Inside: He's Given Them A Face And Space For Another Face!
Outside: I Have Good Days & Bad Days! Some Days I Can't Remember My Name.
Inside: Then Other Days I Can't Remember My Name!